“She believes gay people can be cured of being homosexual... My understanding is Mexicans can be cured of being Latin, too.”

—Greg Proops on Michele Bachmann (TSMITW, Surpremes)

“If the second amendment, the right to bear arms is so fucking important, how come the right for women to have control over their reproductive organs isn’t as important a right as it is to carry a destructive fucking gun? Guns don’t give birth to people. Guns kill people. Guns kill children on playgrounds. ”

—Greg Proops (x)

“There's no more time for for "I haven't decided yet," or "I don't know which side I'm on," or "I'm considering all decisions," or "God, you're really biased Greg, and opinionated." It's because I'm informed and I know what I'm thinking. Think about what *you* think about. Inform yourself. And then you too will have an opinion that you can back up instead of going "well I don't fuckin' know..." Don't be a fucking dishrag. Don't be a fucking annelid worm, come out of your shell at the bottom of the ocean toward the hot vents that blow.”

—Greg Proops, The Smartest Man in the World, episode “Jacksons”

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Greg Proops

Mr. Greg Proops’ take on 19th-century abolitionism. It was just begging to be clipped.

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i get so excited about new proopscasts you don’t even know

“It's Christmas. You know, the time of year that reminds of what you don't fucking have.”

—Greg Proops, “Crackers”
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