“I think women are harder to please where magic is concerned. Producing a rabbit is nothing. We’ve all got one in our beside cabinets!”

—Sarah Millican

“I think to some men naked women aren't as sexy if they're empowered. That's not really a joke. Just a bloody good point, isn't it?”

—Sarah Millican

“A survey said 275,000 Swiss people have had sex with an animal. Which makes you wonder if those giant cow bells are actually a rudimentary rape alarm.”

—Sarah Millican
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