FUCK YOU GORDON GEKKO.

soooo tired of cracked articles all ‘instead of being a poor slob have you tried being a starched collar yuppie bc it’s not nearly as bad as 80s movies made it look’ and i just can’t with this frumblebirch ‘oh the proles just don’t //understand// me’ bulltrue.

pretending that your fantastic career is something most people can attain is cruelly false, and whinging about how nobody understands your problems then laughing at the end about how you hope most people don’t shape up and turn into your competition is DOUBLY SELFISH YOU FUCKING ASS.

YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT REAL PROBLEMS.  MOST PEOPLE WILL NEVER HAVE THE //OPPORTUNITY// TO HAVE YOUR PROBLEMS.  SO HAVE THE COMMON FUCKING DECENCY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE ‘NOT RICH BY ANY MEANS, BUT COMFORTABLY WELL OFF’ IN SILENCE.

#HIPSTERBOOTSTRAPS