- Michael: Why am I playing this
- Michael: Why am I playing this again
- Michael: I'm like a abused spouse just keep coming back for more
- Michael: It's okay baby this games gonna love me
- Michael: I'm sorry It was ME
- Michael: I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUMPED INTO THAT SPIKE
- Michael: IT WAS MY FAULT IT WAS MY FAULT PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
