SHIT MEGATRON SAYS DURING THE HUB TFP MARATHON

• I don’t understand your Presidential Elections. When your opponent is attacking you, why don’t you just take out your Ion cannon and VAPORIZE him? That’s how I stay leader.
• Starscream undermines me every chance he gets but he annoys me to no end. BUT there’s one positive in his continued existence. HE SURE CAN DANCE.
• There are many reasons The Transformers are far superior to you weak, fleshy humans. But the one I like most is that we don’t need to take bathroom breaks.
• I hope you’re enjoying Transformers: Prime. And for those of you who don’t, I will have you jettisoned into space. Who’s NOT enjoying my takeover of The HUB? And not a single hand in the air. Just as I suspected.
• What have I told you about watching my old home movies? I looked so young back then. Soundwave, remember when you used to transform into a tape recorder? Well, the 80’s called. THEY WANT THEIR TECHNOLOGY BACK. Hahaha!
• Soundwave can pick up radio signals from across the Universe. Play my favorite song. “♫ My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ah Ah Ah Ah ♫” Ah. GOOD STUFF.
• One thing I’ll never get about Autobots. Why do they continue to transform into land vehicles? Wouldn’t they think it’s better to fight Decepticon jets with Autobot jets? Not complaining mind you, just observing.
• Don’t think for one moment we’re impressed with your ‘human achievements’. I mean, who do you think INVENTED the space jump? Felix Baumgartner? What an amateur.
• Taking over a TV network is a lot like piloting my spaceship. But when my underlings disagree with my decisions, they fall a lot farther when tossed off my ship.
• I’ve been practicing some new transformations- even more dangerous than my Jet mode. CHECK THIS OUT. **transforms into a CareBear riding a bicycle down a rainbow** THAT’S NOT IT! HOW HUMILIATING!
• You’re watching The Transformers: Prime 26 Hour Takeover Marathon. Keep watching as I transform the programming on your TV into something AWESOME.

The vast majority, if not all of these, were written down for us by blurrbaby. I simply copypastaed them into the one post because I wanted all the awesome in the one place.