“You see, Doctor, only the final passage of the Odostra holds the truth: A prophecy of two adversaries who battle for the right to become the new Glory. These two combatants are utterly alike, yet polar opposites...shadow-selves...mirror images of one another. ... This is our destiny, my one and only friend.”

The Master in Part 7 of “The Glorious Dead”. Where we find out that post-movie, his spirit infected the TARDIS so now he can control it (which he refers to as the Doctor’s love being “unfaithful.”) Where the Master spends pages telling the Doctor about how he well-meaningly fucked up tons of people’s lives—which the Master showed him in order to “teach you a vital lesson.” Oh, and he also tells the Big Bad of this story everything about himself and the Doctor (“I spoke freely, detailing all of our past conflicts. I hid nothing from him.”)

Even when they’re trying to tell an eldritch horror story the homosexual undertones smack you in the face like Cthulhu’s tentacles.