THAT SNEAK PEEK. YOU BASTARDS.
I know it was meant to be funny, the whole ‘adoption’ and ‘crossword’ thing, but I am a liiiittle pissed off. Are they trying to make a joke out of the fact Robin hasn’t told Barney about her infertility or what? Because that’s how it’s coming across. Also…
WHY THE FUCK HASN’T ROBIN TOLD BARNEY ABOUT HER INFERTILITY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IS SHE EVER GOING TO?
But if and when she does, it’ll be so painful. When they were talking about adoption in the sneak peek, I felt so emotional, only for that to be taken away. WHYYYYYY?
The Fortress
Dedicate to a great deal of inspiration to me, Tiffany Huynh.
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The story goes
The princess is atop a tower waiting to be saved
Surrounded by the scent of brimstone
And scorching blue electric flames
Guarded by a dragon
And that’s the irony
Because the dragon is protecting her
Warding off these fake ass so-called “warriors”
Who think they are going to save her
Because let’s be honest
He could end her
With just a burp of his flames
But he doesn’t
He won’t
As he too wishes for this princess
To be saved
To find love
To help her find a man worthy
For the flames
To be contained
She isn’t scared of the fire
She’s not afraid of the dragon
Who protects her
As she hid herself away
Behind these castle walls
Looking from above in her tower
Waiting for her Knight
Not in shining armor
As she knows a true warrior’s armor
Should never be shining
As it meant he never
Went through any fighting
For anything
Because damaged chest plates and gauntlets
Are filled with stories of battle and struggle
That contains the tale
Of his pilgrimage to reach her
So until then
Punk Hazard is where
She will stay
As she knows she’ll be saved
She’s just waiting for the day
She can leave the fortress
Behind someday
