After reading, fangasming, and worshipping tripletrilby for months, I finally came up with why Mr. Pickles exists and why she is the ideal bride of Proto.
LEAVE THE FUCKING BEAR.
DO IT.
A note from Giggles: Tribly may or may not have actually suffered from closet ferrets. She may or may not have had tall, skinny, underworried father figures. And that bear may or may not have been the past life of this author who was sacrificed to the almighty Evil Closet Ferret to suffer a slow cotton-stuffed death.
Pitch also may or may not have given Proto a long and stern talk about putting things in children’s closets that really don’t belong there.
