I want to be Harry’s date to a wedding and see him in a suit and aggravate him by messing up his hair right before pictures and sneak glances at him when the bride and groom are sharing their vows and slow dance with him and watch him make a fool out of himself while he’s making his speech, completely drunk with red flushing up his cheeks, and then have sex with him as soon as we get home like we’re the ones on a honeymoon(✿◠‿◠)
I love Zayn and I don’t want anyone judging him just because of his race or culture. All I want to do is watch people love him and get heart eyes over him and maybe I also want to cuddle him and feed him soup and tell him nice things like he’s amazing and talented and really pretty ((✿◠‿◠)) and that he has nothing to worry about because I’m going to kick someone’s ass if they ever dare to mess with him because I’ll protect him from all things bad and evil
for those who are still unclear:
darren moved out with his roommate around the same time he got his new car
it is public knowledge accessible to all that chris lives in the laurel canyon area
darren was spotted walking around the laurel canyon area by paparazzi (there is a video) and he seemed eager to get away from them
Can we talk about Sam Winchester's Love Life?
Sam has had like zero functioning adult relationship
(if you lie through your teeth about your past and about who you are that is not a functioning adult relationship - they don’t even know who they’re fucking with) Lets do a roll call
Amy Pond knew who he was (at the very end of their encounter) but he hung out with her for 1 day in which she killed her mother and was a brain eating monster, not that I’m holding that against the girl, but still. Not a relationship. Childhood crush.
Jess knew the part of him he wanted to show the world. She didn’t know about his childhood or Dean or John or anything about the hunting in general. He only showed Jessica the parts of himself that he wanted her to see, pretending to be normal and if she believed it, then he could too. They may have had a functioning relationship if he would have been honest with her but she never really knew Sam in his entirety enough to be in a relationship with him.
stands (some of which he killed/paid)
Ruby (manipulated him and got him addicted to demon blood, though she knew his life story and his brother and really deeply knew his issues and seemed to care about him deeply)
and then fucking Amelia who he also lied to and she knows like the bare bones of his emotional issues but she doesn’t know about his hunter life or what he’s done
SAM YOUR MOST FUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP IS WITH A DEMON WHO MANIPULATED YOU AND MADE YOU INTO AN ADDICT - YOU ESSENTIALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH AN MANIPULATIVE DOUBLE CROSSING DRUG DEALER
And that’s not even mentioning that your dick is murderous and most of the people you’ve had sex with or pursued are now dead
Sigur Brós and the Problems We Encounter
- pronouncing album and song names
- explaining their sublime nature to fellow mortals
- trying to hold back tears whilst explaining
- what they don’t sing in English?
- watching Vaka and then be expected to carry on with day-to-day tasks
- brain splatter untitled 8 Heima feels
- trying to sing along holding ridiculously high and long Jónsi notes
- sob sob whimper