My mom has this candle business going on and she wants to create a candle that is inspired by each person in our family.
Well, she woke me up last night and held a pink candle that smelled like grapefruits up to my nose and told me this was the candle that symbolized me. So I asked her what she was going to name it.

She named it “Delicious DeLage”.

I completely lost my shit.

I’m seriously trying to get her to change the name.