I made a new ringtone for my phone. I hope I get a call in public when my volume is maxed.
My mom has this candle business going on and she wants to create a candle that is inspired by each person in our family.
Well, she woke me up last night and held a pink candle that smelled like grapefruits up to my nose and told me this was the candle that symbolized me. So I asked her what she was going to name it.
She named it “Delicious DeLage”.
I completely lost my shit.
I’m seriously trying to get her to change the name.