i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone

tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers

but harry is so polite and friendly, i bet if you broke into his house and lay waiting naked on his bed he’d just come in and blink and furrow his eyebrows like “oh…hiiiiiii…..sorry…you okay? do you want a drink? did you want a photo? you might have to leave…sorry to be annoying”

do u ever just

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do you have that one person in your school who has a last name full of jumbled letters

some student in my class wrote a story and he was like:

“people are becoming too dependent on technology. we will become blind and need to wear glasses. if you wear glasses, you will look like a nerd and no one will like you. this is why we should not become too dependent on technology”

do snails breastfeed 

perks of datin me: i laugh at my own jokes so u dont have to

  • note to self: he doesn't want you

we all need some d, vitamin d

the year is 2074. im still not famous

“If you don’t re blog this then you have no soul and you’re not a true fan”

*Scrolls past*

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even if you dont like fall out boy you’re happy theyre back dont lie

  • normal people: 1 episode a day
  • me: 1 season a day
  • This can't be healthy

language of teenage girl

  • fine = pissed off completely
  • five minutes = half an hour
  • nothing = something
  • “i’m just tired” = i’m upset, hug me
  • go ahead = don’t even think about it
  • thanks = this is a legit apology
  • thanks a lot = this is not a legit apology. this is completely sarcastic
  • nice = not nice

*white girl voice* im gonna name my first child starbucks

so the gif froze and…

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