in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

congrats to all the people getting laid tonight bc wow congrats i can not do the thing

I wish I had the ability to teleport to you.

ok this is probably a stupid question but is greek yogurt supposed to taste like sour cream? if so can I use it as a sour cream substitute in baking?

It depends…. If you don’t have a lot of experience baking I suggest you follow the recipe as is, Perfectly. If you want to start experimenting by swapping out one ingredient for another, you have to be sure  of the “science” behind the swap. 

Meaning…………. There is a different fat percentage in greek yogurt VS sour cream. So what does this mean? This means that the chemical reaction of swapping sour cream/yogurt yogurt/sour cream can change the ratios that is needed for a recipe to come 100% correct. So what? Well when ratios are wrong the ingredients don’t work together.

Baking is a science. It’s not like cooking where you can swap one ingredient for another and it doesn’t really matter. 

If you want more details on the “science behind baking” click these links

Here are some swapping ingredients:

  1. http://thecakebar.tumblr.com/post/36139019047/skinnywebsite-how-to-make-a-recipe-healthier
  2. http://thecakebar.tumblr.com/post/16983290051/common-baking-ingredient-substitution-lists

Oh PS. I forgot…. this is not a stupid question, it’s an excellant question actually :)

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i don’t know if y’all remember, yeah, today is Ally XF audition anniversary but it’s also Normani’s. don’t forget about that.

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