apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come

u know my mcdonalds order not my story 

ariana tall

ariana grande

ariana venti 

*sends nudes*

reply: your room is messy

  • me: I don't believe in happy endings
  • my dad: because you watch too much doctor who

Do you ever want to reblog a post but there’s a whole bunch of dumb comments like “this^^^^” “omfg yes” “all the awards” or my personal favorite “If you don’t reblog this i’m judging you” so instead you just sigh deeply and keep scrolling

There’s a special place in hell reserved for people that point out when you’re blushing

if anyone leaks the doctors name online

so help me i will come over there

and perform some voodoo ritual on them

mom….dad….i’m the son of rage and love

I hate when someone says “go talk to your crush then” like bitch I cant even go to the counter in mcdonalds to ask for another sauce.

how to people even post nude pictures on the internet willingly, like i cant even post a selfie without having 32 panic attacks

instead of saying “im on my period” cant we say “im shedding the blood of the unborn”

When I was little my parents thought I was deaf so they took me to a doctor to get tested and it turns out I was just ignoring everyone and I’ve basically been doing that ever since

“this isn't Twilight at all!”

—

Kevin Williamson (x) 

ITS ALMOST LAUGHABLE 

image

One day I’m gonna make a popular text post and it’ll be reposted on some twitter account and all my friends will retweet it and then I’ll be like wow wonder which brilliant bastard came up with that but I do know. It was me.

I write sins, not successful text posts

how long do you think it’ll be before people start shipping korra with the big spirit octopus

Loading more posts...