Hello!

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

ZayN’S SHIRT

is zayn holdin’ a fucking lollipop

wHy

Trying to write a story

Trying to reply to an amazing role player without screwing up

Forgetting to message someone back

Trying to talk to people

On a scale of 1 to the Hannibal fandom how willing are you to accept things frowned upon in moat societies

“you have no clue how much i want to take every single person who doesn’t like him and just show them that he’s not a bad person and a great musician. like yes, he’s gonna act like a dick sometimes. yes, he’s gonna mess up. a lot. but this is the age where we have to do that stuff to learn about what kind of person we are. i know people say that he has to watch what he does and says because it’s his occupation, but i would like to see them in his shoes for just a day. ugh he just deserves so much more respect than he gets it makes me sad”

—zustin (on justin bieber)

men who think women don’t watch porn

(ノ °益°)ノ彡 (\ .o.)\

This woman on TV just said “Dating isn’t science, it’s chemistry!”

Chemistry.

Chemistry IS sciENCE

plot twist: ziam and larry aren’t real and only meant to distract fans from finding out that Niall’s the gay one

“So, how many OTPs and ships do you have?”

when people tell me the master chief is the most badass video game character i just nod and remember

if taylor swift wasn’t famous, i’d bet that she’d send anon hate to her ex boyfriends on tumblr

[stefon voice] SEEEEEEEEEETTTHHHHHH