When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

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I’m fairly sure that the moral of Dangan Ronpa is don’t go to school

my mom was right u all are a bunch of internet hoodlums

why do people smash like 12 bands into their url like “alltime-pierce-the-sirens-at-six-with-182-miceandmen” like why 

Do you think that since ashton is always the one sitting on the floor that if you were dating and you were hanging out with the boys he would have you sit between his legs so he could wrap his arms around your waist and put his chin on your shoulder so he could whisper in your ear how much he loves you and kiss your cheek

one time when i was 13 i was peeing in a shopping centre toilets and the chick before must’ve had explosive diahorrea or something because she had shat up the place and it stunk like holy hell. anyway so i step out and as another lady walks in, i go “careful, the woman before took a huge dump and it smells nasty” and she goes

“i was in there before yOU, I LEFT MY JACKET ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR”

Doctor Who isn’t on tomorrow now what do I do

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if someone ever stopped liking me as a friend i would want them to tell me because the worst feeling in the world is not knowing whether someone appreciates your existence or kind of wants to sellotape your mouth shut forever

how many joke until i can make the friend

every year my mom makes it her job to cover my school books and print out some name identification shit and for this year i told her to use ‘child friendly fonts’

this is what she did

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she fucking used comic sans

To the person that suggested "rainbow enema"

You are going to regret that cause it inspired something else and I may lose followers but I don’t care. This is going to be fun to color.

so this girl sitting in the bus behind me spotted a twisted poster

and she screamed

“LOOK IT’S THE GUY FROM VICTORIA 101.”

*walks up to mic stand* *sweats nervously and coughs to clear throat* tokka *audience claps*

if boys have bromance

can girls have friendsbians?

I CAN’T EVEN I AM CRY OKAY

My friend just told me this story where the teacher asked kids to write the shortest story possible that incorporated religion, sexuality, and mystery, and the only response that got an A was, “Oh, my God, who’s the father?”

And I just

I have read so much Clint/Coulson fic over the past year that I am going to be extremely disoriented if/when they give Phil a love interest on S.H.I.E.L.D. 

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