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Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

listen to me

  • meg getting on sam’s lap and kissing him against his will
  • lilith pinning him against the wall and kissing him against his will
  • the ten million hints lucifer drops about violating sam sexually against his will (for hundreds and hundreds of years)
  • the rapier the wit, the wittier the rape, my little butt buddy, my little bitch in every sense of the term
  • becky tying sam up and touching him against his will
  • becky putting a spell on him and basically reducing him to a blow up doll for her own sick delusions
  • ruby taking advantage of him while he’s drunk and on drugs and depressed and clearly not in the right state of mind

how is he even able to touched by people without flinching is my main question

Hey who’s up and hungry? We’re cooking.

when your crush makes any kind of physical contact with you

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How to prepare for exams:

Step 1: Open your books
Step 2: Cry

sometimes i cry because frank zhang is way too perfect k bye

  • person: hey
  • me: Led Zeppelin
  • 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

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its still the exact same face

Just because this is the internet doesn’t mean you have to lose all sense of human decency and act like an asshole who has clearly forgotten what basic manners are.

When Pete does the little poems at the end of a song (◕‿◕✿)

If an alien from another world approached me and asked what the Internet was and why it was supposedly so fantastic, I’d show them to the Longhorn Steakhouse tumblr and that would be that.

are you WOEFULLY BORED??? well I was so I made a witch shindan. (  `ｰ´)ノ & perhaps it will leaven your boredom for about three seconds.

(it’d have more info if the dang thing wasn’t required to be tweetable)

When white dudes make white girl joke posts

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Pearl Jam and RHCP’s made “20 worst bands of all time” in LA Weekly. Well fuck you all to hell.

why do people on tumblr have to throw a fit every time people don't approve of their life choices?

If you’re making the right decision for yourself why do you care what other people think?

It’s really apparently with discussions about college majors - “Oh no, somebody doesn’t approve of my future women’s studies major, I need to throw a tantrum on the internet now.”

Ok, so just show them up when you have a job you love or whatever. No need to cry on tumblr.

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