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When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

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I’m fairly sure that the moral of Dangan Ronpa is don’t go to school

why do people smash like 12 bands into their url like “alltime-pierce-the-sirens-at-six-with-182-miceandmen” like why 

my mom was right u all are a bunch of internet hoodlums

Do you think that since ashton is always the one sitting on the floor that if you were dating and you were hanging out with the boys he would have you sit between his legs so he could wrap his arms around your waist and put his chin on your shoulder so he could whisper in your ear how much he loves you and kiss your cheek

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME PLEASE DON’T HESITATE TO TELL ME I AM A LONELY TEENAGE GIRL. I NEED THIS.

one time when i was 13 i was peeing in a shopping centre toilets and the chick before must’ve had explosive diahorrea or something because she had shat up the place and it stunk like holy hell. anyway so i step out and as another lady walks in, i go “careful, the woman before took a huge dump and it smells nasty” and she goes

“i was in there before yOU, I LEFT MY JACKET ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR”

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how many joke until i can make the friend

Doctor Who isn’t on tomorrow now what do I do

if someone ever stopped liking me as a friend i would want them to tell me because the worst feeling in the world is not knowing whether someone appreciates your existence or kind of wants to sellotape your mouth shut forever

every year my mom makes it her job to cover my school books and print out some name identification shit and for this year i told her to use ‘child friendly fonts’

this is what she did

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she fucking used comic sans

To the person that suggested "rainbow enema"

You are going to regret that cause it inspired something else and I may lose followers but I don’t care. This is going to be fun to color.

*walks up to mic stand* *sweats nervously and coughs to clear throat* tokka *audience claps*

I dont know about you but I would love to see Robert Downey jr in an animated kids movie being the voice a wacky, comical character who is slightly egotistic, but a good guy who learns a lesson in the end & says a bunch of funny phrases & is super cool
just think about it

if boys have bromance

can girls have friendsbians?

I CAN’T EVEN I AM CRY OKAY

My friend just told me this story where the teacher asked kids to write the shortest story possible that incorporated religion, sexuality, and mystery, and the only response that got an A was, “Oh, my God, who’s the father?”

And I just

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