Taylor's old tweets make my life. omg.
“I just stopped at red light and it just.. Never turned green. How does that happen? As a law abiding citizen, this really threw off my day.”
“note to self: when you have 1000 unread emails, your account starts rejecting new ones. Good to know.”
“Sitting in the hotel room, wishing I could telepathically turn off the lights. Still trying..”
“Sitting in the hotel room, wishing I could telepathically turn off the lights. Still trying..”
“I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m nocturnal. And I have an usual fascination with greeting cards.”
“The car just arrived to take us to the airport. Taped to the seat in front of me is a sign: “Taylor, don’t forget your retainer. Dad”..Nice.”
“My hotel TV is playing inspirational symphony music. I’m not having it, but the remote is all the way across the room.. Man….”
“The symphony music has just become a loud choral arrangement. I can’t take this any longer. I guess I’m going to have to.. get up…”
“MUTE. Done. Ok. Silence. I’m good.”
“I just impulsively bought my cat a shirt that says “Hottie”. I have no idea why. Maybe I shouldn’t have days off.”
“Out on the lake with the band, trying my best to resist the burning temptation to scream “I’M ON A BOAT”
“In the studio. I don’t know whose computer I’m using. Pssh.. Such a rebel right now.”
“Watching Dexter on the way to Ohio. I didn’t know Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter were married! I completely back that couple.”
“a nice afternoon on the lake with my band and some of the def leppard guys. Now my electricity is out. Ping pong.”
“The electricity is back on. Just in case you were worried about me dying from the heat.”
“Wrapped in a giant fan-made quilt, reading sparkly cards and signs. You know me too well, Ohio. I am enthralled with glitter.”
“Bus sleeping only works half the time. And then I have nightmares that there are cameras in here. And I talk to myself. Loudly, apparently.”
“Emptying out my purse on the floor. Sorting. Coming to the conclusion that carrying this much stuff around is unacceptable.”
“Conversations with myself while shopping: “Put the candle down. You already have too many candles. PUT IT DOWN. But it smells so pretty…”’
“Cooked all night with some of my favorite girls, then watched CSI. Then youtubed videos of cute kittens. What can I say, I’m a thug.”
“Cooking myself dinner while wearing glasses. I’m so, like, totally a grown-up right now.”
“Watching “Cats: In the Womb” on Discovery Channel while hundreds of people I don’t know leave me drunken voicemails. It’s a Friday night.”
“I’m wearing argyle socks. It’s going really well, I think I’ll do it again sometime.”
“Me: It’s like the antagonist character in the story. Caitlin: What’s an antagonist? Me: A word you learn in middle school.”
KOALA TEA TAYLOR.
