wtf

my mom said she help me buy a tattooing set and she would let me tattoo myself and other people. where the hell did this come from. first she’s all “omf no tattoos, i do not like this, bad, satan child” now she’s like “oh look it’s a tattoo set! do you want it? i’ll help you buy it. but be careful, people could sue you if they don’t like the tattoo. are you going to tattoo yourself? where? what would you put? act.” i didn’t even say a word about wanting my own set.. any suggestions? opinions? comments?