Hello!

Anyone involved in customer service, those of us who are baristas, cashiers, waitresses, help hotline representatives, geek squad, sales associates, the elderly people who handed out stickers at wal-mart, cart attendants. Basically, this goes out to anyone who can't have a single day at work where they don't run into a disgruntled customer. To all of you, I just wanted to say that I respect the fucking fuck out of you. That is all.

This is a classic. Unfortunately the sound quality is not the best, but then again, the best one I could find :)

…How do you go from red, white and blue (and some gold) awesomeness,

to THIS collection of purple and pink horrendousness?

I swear…the more we progress, the more others fight to bring us back decades. That purple looks effing ugly, too.