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Does anyone want to volunteer to be my "date" to some modelling thing my manager is sending me to?

She said to bring one as if I can just conjure up someone who’s interested in me at the drop of a hat. When I protested she said I couldn’t go without one. I will literally pay someone to pretend to be attracted to me for like three hours. 

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Okay, new low. Let’s all pretend I never said anything. 

FACE TO FACE → PUCKICA

[Puck smirked to himself before rolling his eyes as he searched for his Finding Nemo DVD, finally finding it and putting it on the dresser before walking over to the door and opening it before Jess could have time to knock.]

I’m clothed. You got lucky this time. Or, unlucky, I guess.

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Jamming out to . . . Nate.

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That’s not a joke. I’m listening to his Fallout songs and dancing like a fucking idiot.

sexysamthemusicman replied to your postI told you I’d be here right. So I’m here…just Sam Evans, a dorky, sexy blond,just trying to be your friend…But I need you to let me okay…

[PRIVATE] I did RJ, and I will, I just didn’t know what to do when you said bye.

Private: I don’t know what I was thinking when I said that, Sam. I kind of just went with my instincts and did what I do best. I ran. And running just resulted in me staying up all night and feeling like shit the next day, which then resulted in me getting the absolute crap beat out of me, and a pounding headache. Karma’s a bitch, I guess.

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Cooking with wine:
A little for the pork chops,
A little for me.
A little for the pork chops,
A little for me.

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