Mabilis ako ma-fall.
Mabilis ako magkagusto sa isang tao. Nagkausap lang kami, tingin ko may gusto na rin siya sakin. Tingin ko importante na ako sa kanya. Na mamimiss niya ako kapag hindi kami nag-usap sa isang araw. Pero nung tumagal, naisip ko, one-sided lang ata to. Ako lang may gusto sa kanya at ginagawa niya lang akong pampalipas oras. Nag-assume kasi ako e. Sa huli, ako nasaktan pero sa kanya parang walang nangyari.
#LQnaYan by MgaKasabihan on twitter!
Bilang isang malaking parte ng Twitter ang mga Pilipino, hindi na nakapagtataka na sa tuwing may bago tayong pauso ay nag-tretrending agad-agad. Meanwhile on twitter, #LQnaYan is trending. As I entered the area, I have seen so many tweets regarding love as LQ means Lovers’ Quarrel. I joined the trend and ito ang mga tweets na aking na-compile mula sa aking twitter account na MgaKasabihan.
- “K.” #LQnaYan
- “Ge, busy ka ata eh.” #LQnaYan
- LATE REPLIES. #LQnaYan
- DELETED MESSAGES. #LQnaYan
- “Bakit may password yang phone mo?” #LQnaYan
- Walang emoticons yung mga messages niyo. #LQnaYan
- “Ahhhhhhhh ganon ba.” #LQnaYan
- “Sabagay, ako naman palagi yung mali.” #LQnaYan
- “Online ka pala sa twitter, kaya di ka nagrereply. Sige tweet ka muna.” #LQnaYan
- “Hindi, Okay lang talaga ako.” #LQnaYan
- (Fb message seen) NO REPLY. #LQnaYan
- “Kaninong number to?” #LQnaYan
- “Kanina pa busy phone mo ah?” #LQnaYan
- Walang Good night/morning message. #LQnaYan
- “It’s not what you think. Please, let me explain.” #LQnaYan
- “Baket picture nya ni-like mo, yung saken hinde?” #LQnaYan
- “Sige, LARO ka muna jan.” (with Caps lock for emphasis) #LQnaYan
- “Okay, babe.” “Do we really need to have this endearment thingy?” #LQnaYan
- The number you dialed is not yet in service. (Call Barred) #LQnaYan
- “She’s just a friend.” Oh yeah, we started as “friends” too. :)) #LQnaYan
- Text ka na lang pag tapos ka na jan! Ge :) #LQnaYan
- “ANG LATE NG REPLY AH. Pero okay lang.” *inset sarcastic emoticon here* #LQnaYan
- “Haba haba ng text ko sayo tapos one word lang irereply mo?!” #LQnaYan
- “Patingin phone!” “Wait lang. Wait lang” *delete text messages* #LQnaYan
- “E madadaanan ko na rin naman bahay nila pag-uwi ko kaya hinatid ko na rin siya.” #LQnaYan
- “Sino kasama mo?” “Mga barkada ko.” “Ah sige, Ingat kayo :)”
- “Why are you with *insert girl’s name here*?” #LQnaYan
- BF: Hi babe! Nasan ka? GF: Nasa kwarto ko, inaantok na ako kaya matutulog na rin. Ikaw babe nasan ka? BF: Nasa disco tinitignan ka. #LQnaYan
- Naka private na in a relationship status. #LQnaYan
- Boy: Galit ka ba babe? Girl: Goodnight. #LQnaYan
- “I love you!” “I love you too!” Too nalang?! Hindi na more?! #LQnaYan
- “Bakit deleted ang inbox at sent items mo?” #LQnaYan
- “Marami ka yatang katext.” #LQnaYan
- “Sometimes, I feel like I’m always battling for your attention.” #LQnaYan
- “Sige, goodnight. Looks like you’re busy eh.” #LQnaYan
- “Late replies makes me think that I’m not important.” #LQnaYan
- Unreplied messages. Ignored phone calls. Cancelled dates. #LQnaYan
- Babe, na-meet ko lead vocalist ng The Script!!! #LQnaYan
- “Babe! Celebrate tayo ng monthsary sa Casino!!!” #LQnaYan
- “I don’t want to ruin your moment with your friends, so i’ll just text you na lang later.” #LQnaYan
- “ANG GWAPO BABE OH” “Oo nga eh” #LQnaYan
- “You’re always checking your phone while we’re on a date. Are you expecting someone else’s message?” #LQnaYan
- Girlfriend: “I love Justin Bieber and One Direction.” Boyfriend: “Gay naman yan eh” #LQnaYan
- “Pag sakin, bawal. Pag sa’yo, PWEDE?!” #LQnaYan
- Boy: Date tayo bukas? Girl: Ay di ako pwede babe, may mall show si Daniel Padilla bukas eh. #LQnaYan
- “I think you should just get back to her, sweet nyo sa tweets eh.”
- “Babe, I think, kailangan mong magpapayat.” #LQnaYan
- Akala ko ba all boys?! eh bakit biglang may kasamang chicks sa picture? #LQnaYan
- Boy: “wala na akong load. Mamaya na lang.” Girl: “eh bat mo katext yung best friend ko?!” #LQnaYan
- Girl: San tayo bukas? Boy: Anong meron? Girl: anniversary natin mahal.. #LQnaYan
- Boy: I love you, miss na kita. please txt back. Girl: Back. #LQnaYan
- “Sino yung babaeng nilike mo ang picture niya sa Facebook? Di ka na nahiya, nagcomment ka na! May smiley pa!” #LQnaYan
- Di ka binati sa twelve o’clock special day nyo? #LQnaYan
- Di nagrereply sa text, nagti-twitter pala! #LQnaYan
- Busy ka ba? #LQnaYan
- “Sabi mo ako lang katext mo? Ba’t ang tagal mong magreply?”
- “Okay. Ikaw bahala” #LQnaYan
- Nagreply ng “OK” without any smiley or punctuation mark. #LQnaYan
- “Nagpalit ka pala ng password sa Facebook, hindi mo sinasabi saken. ANONG TINATAGO MO?” #LQnaYan
- “Bat empty inbox at call log mo?” #LQnaYan
- “First time mo ba talaga? Bat ang galing mo?” #LQnaYan
- “Ba’t ngayon ka lang nagtext?” #LQnaYan
- “Baby, I will love you no matter how fat you get.” “Are you calling me fat?!” #LQnaYan
- “Okay lang, mas masaya ka naman sakanila eh.” #LQnaYan
- Kinompare ka sa ibang babae. #LQnaYan
- “May sasabihin ako pero wag ka magagalit ahh??” #LQnaYan
- “Bat ang ikli ng mga reply mo? Ayaw mo ba akong kausap?” #LQnaYan
Mahaba na ang listahan na to pero maniniwala ba kayo pag sinabi kong mas ihahaba pa to? Kung di pa sapat ang listahan na to, maaaring iclick ang #LQnaYan para sa mas maraming #LQnaYan tweets! :)
#WhenIWasBataPa
When I was bata pa not too long ago, I saw mummeh nakapatong kay duhddeh in the floor as I make kuha my faber castle (?) pencil and I ran and asked my sissy what are the pak are they doing and ate said:
“Nagtatanggal lang sila ng dumi, parang yung pusa natin ni-lilick ang sarili diba? Tsaka gago di tayo mayaman wag kang magenglish”
and I was like OMG batid ko na!
And I also saw my bro and made him huli while he is watching 2 girls, 1 cup and made sumbong to daddy.
He was like “Putanginamo!” and I was like “duuh, you’re tagalog is bad! My mom is your mom so it’s putanginanatin” and he made sira my toys.
So, I put suka in his milo na baon niya and I heard he vomitted like a gripo sa school in front of his crush.
