My Thoughts While Tacking My Horse

• Me: Fuck my life, saddle pad is backwards.
• Me: Shit I forgot my girth again.
• Me: I really need to clean my tack.
• Me: I'll do that after I ride.
• Me: ...
• Me: Lol no I won't.
• Me: Alright suck it in fatty.
• Me: I know you're pushing out.
• Me: -.- ..
• Me: Seriously stop.
• Me: Alright give me your nose.
• Me: Stop resisting you're fine.
• Me: Take the goddamn bit, goddamnit.
• Me: Lol I'm like smashing his ears, my bad.
• Me: Forelocks are such a hassle.
• Me: Okay done, now let's not die today.