What Big Bang is thinking during interviews

• Taeyang: maybe just maybe they'll let me dance
• Daesung: happy happy unicorns and rainbows
• G-Dragon: if anyone dresses better than me then I will cut a bitch
• Seungri: If I tell this joke they'll laugh, wait I'm funny anyways
• T.O.P: Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck am I?