me at swim practice
- me: wait, what are we doing
- me: oh, distance butterfly sets, yay!
- me: oh shit there's the wall better do a flip turn
- me: oh wait im doing butterfly
- me: that was the shittiest butterfly turn ive ever done
- me: coach is going to yell at me
- me: what
- me: i should not have eaten that sandwich before practice
- me: oh my god im going to throw up
- me: false alarm
- coach: *muffled yelling*
- me: wait what?!
- me: oh he's not talking to me
- me: just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming,swimming
- me: i love that movie
- me: i want to go home
- me: my arm hurts
- me: oh yay, 100x100s
- me: oh my god, i have 99 more of these to do
- me: and flip and push off the wall and streamline
- me: ready set breathe
- me: fuck i just inhaled water
- me: ok i should think of a motivational song
- me: weeeeeeeeeeeeee are never, ever, ever, getting back together!
- me: shit no i hate you taylor swift you bitch get your whiny ass music away from me
- me: ok, um
- me: dammit i just forgot every song that ive ever heard in my entire life
- me: oh, flipturn!
- me: ow, fuck, just kneed myself in the face
- me: yes alright here's my favorite song
- me: what's the next line
- me: ow just ran into the lane line
- me: um, excuse me bitch, if you wish to pass me, tap my feet and i'll move over. do not grab my ankle and pull me down like a fucking carnivorous siren from those greek myths. bitch
- me: oh just got lapped
- me: look how many fucks i do not give
- me: im hungry
- me: what time is it
- me: im probably sweating really hard right now
- me: ow, just got kicked by someone in the other lane
- me: whoops, sorry, didnt mean to touch you there, i swear
- me: oh my god are we done
- me: praise the lord
- me: adios until tomorrow, bitches
