Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
Let’s appreaciate this little word for a while.
Vittu.
It’s a Finnish swear, and literally means “cunt”, but it’s kind of like “fuck” when used.
Vittu kun oot tyhmä = Dammit you’re so stupid.
Vittuileksä mulle? = Are you fucking with me?
Tää meni nyt kyllä ihan vituilleen. = This didn’t work out at all.
Vituiksi meni. = It didn’t work out.
Vittuako se sulle kuuluu = It’s not your fucking business.
Se on vittumainen henkilö = He/she is an annoying person.
Voi vittu = Oh fuck
Tekee mieli jäätelöä ihan vitusti = I want ice cream so badly.
Nyt kyllä vituttaa = Now I am pissed
Se tuli jostain hevon vitusta yhtäkkiä = He/she came out of no where all of a sudden (literal: He/she came from some horse’s cunt all of a sudden)
Painu vittuun = Go to hell
Millä vitulla se tuonne joutui? = How in the fuck did it got there?
Vittu kun vituttaa kun se vitun vittuilija vittuilee niin vitusti. = I’m so fucking annoyed by the fact that that fucker messes with me all the fucking time.
…and there aren’t even all the ways of use.
