i reaaaaally want a supernatural/avengers au now.
- tony and dean get along surprisingly well for two alpha male personality types. they bond over mechanics, music, and daddy!issues up the wazoo. also, there is more alcohol involved than expected.
- cap and cas and thor bond over not knowing anything about earth ever. they teach each other all the wrong things and it’s just a terrible comedic mess.
- clint and gabe come up with the best pranks ever.
- coulson and sam babysit and also gossip about supernanny (it’s a guilty pleasure, alright!)
- tasha and ruby and anna have a threesome. everyone else is either crying, rejoicing, or becoming extremely sexually frustrated. or all three.
avengers/supernatural headcanon scene
tony and thor practically shit their pants the first time they go through dean’s hardware. dean kinda scratches the back of his head and sniffs and goes, “well, it’s pretty standard huntin’ gear, but a couple things are custom. there’s two separate emfs in there, one general and one triggered specifically to bobb—an old friend.”
and tony’s already taking things apart and putting them back again while thor waves mjolnir around the emf detector.
“so where’d you graduate from,” tony says, except it’s muffled because he’s got his head halfway buried in the impala’s trunk, and it’s only with years of practice that dean hears him.
“uh. i didn’t.”
“you—-“
“i didn’t,” dean says with more conviction.
tony removes himself from the trunk, stands up and puts both his hands on dean’s shoulders.
“you managed to singlehandedly combine the rules of earth physics and rules of the paranormal compatible to asgardian magic,” tony shook him with barely contained glee, “and you didn’t graduate. from anything.”
“uh,” dean blinked, “yes.”
“if your angel wasn’t ready to smite me, i would kiss you.”
tony stepped back as if he hadn’t proclaimed his gay love for the potentially most closeted man on the planet and began rummaging in the car again, muttering, “yes, i can do this. i can work with this. and maybe we can finally keep thor’s little shit of a brother from harassing my goddamn planet.”
and dean just smiled.
take that, stanford boy.
i so desperately want someone to make a SuperAvengers AU where Bobby hits Loki upside the head and says ‘you stupid, stupid son of a bitch! well, boo-hoo! i am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family’s supposed to make you feel good?! make you an apple pie, maybe? they’re supposed to make you miserable! that’s why they’re family!’
