How messed up does this flu medicine have me?
Finishing up in the bathroom, I went to wash my hands, but my soap wasn’t lathering up. I used a little more, but nothing was happening. This started to tick me off, because I like being a child and blowing bubbles out of my hands. Moments later, I realized I wasn’t using soap at all. It was toothpaste. I just used up half of a tube of sensodyne toothpaste…because I was too far gone to make note that you don’t twist a cap off of soap from a tube.
So yesterday upon my drunken stupidity,
I decided that i thought i was super man. I tied my towel around my neck and went on my friends motorized scooter
As i was going about 20 mph the front tire went out of control and i flew off (just like super man) and shredded up my whole entire left side of my left leg while my right ankle is sprained.
i’m telling you this because now that i am pretty much bed stricken, im gonna be on here a lot. so be prepared :)