au where the batter is a police officer and zacharie is a thief 
(or a cat burglar oh ho ho) that the batter is trying to track down 

except he ends up just wanting to make out with zacharie so 

I like to think that marceline’s “natural form” is actually really distorted, like she’s super tall and her limbs have random extra joints/longer teeth/idk fuckin spines

and only when she’s totally relaxed or in hell does she let loose (which isn’t often at all) since it’s become such a habit to just “look normal” when visiting oo

but sometimes when she’s like, napping with pb she’ll grow and curl around her and pb thinks its adorable

(sometimes with finn too when he gets older)

  • My Sister: Also, Loki is super unattractive! He's all greasy and slimy and he looks like Snape.
  • Me: I SWEAR TO GOD CHILD IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH I WILL KICK YOUR ASS STRAIGHT INTO MARS.

Watching Eclipse to mock it, because it's the dumbest shit ever.

  • (Jacob says): I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand. Punching my face.
  • Me: that's the best part of the entire saga.

who's on your shipping wall?

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This is all right now.

My flushed feelings is none of your business.

I’m not sure how I feel on Dr.Who

HES PROBABLY LORD ENGLISH THO

can we get serious about how sexy it is when a guy has veiny arms

the roman conqueror and the troubled youth: a diptych

St. Constantine, a Roman - a king with great ambition.
The constant teen - roaming, aching hate, and wishing.

Defending against barbarians, hang the empire wreckers!
Deafening angst! Contrarian! Hangs out at Empire Records.

Runs the state and parish - a holy sword for God, the Light.
Runs, else stay and perish in a hole he swore forgot the light.

Warfare and art, an eye candy idol.
Wayfaring heart, high, can be idle.

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