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Excerpts from the DC Superhero Dictionary.
Really Lex? FOURTY CAKES. That’s four tens! What are we going to feed the children?! Sicko.
Now, now Mistah J, what do you plan on doing with that? Can’t you just rob a grocery store?
The Joker has little concept on what a pie is.
Lois Lane is crazy. Lois Lane mentally deranged or senseless. Most people who are crazy put boxes on their heads.
Even Superheroes can be a victim of domestic abuse.
Thanks for that Supe, now if why are we all staring at her again?
Yes Robin, ask nicely and he’ll just let you take him to Arkham.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BATMAN
Seriously, we just learned what please means, I asked nicely and I’m in pain.
Get your priorities in order Robin! Off the floor before freedom.
Hawkman apologizes that his timing is a little off and that this has never happened to him before.
This won’t confuse kids at all!
I’m honestly not sure what’s going on here.
Oh so I’m guessing that’s why he’s so concerned about the bird that swims.