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- Me: How's Sundae?
- Mom: He's good... he can't move his neck. When he moves it, he goes 'ah!'
- Me: Oh no! That's serious! Take him to the vet!!
- Mom: No, no, it's okay. It's getting better.
- Me: WTF no, take him to the vet if he can't move his neck.
- Mom: [getting annoyed] NO it's fine. It's because your dad fed him a piece of melon that was too hot and it burned his throat!
- Me: ... how come he can't turn his neck though?
- Mom: No! The melon was really hot.
- Meanwhile, I hear my dad in the back: No! She's lying! She threw him a piece of meat and he cricked his neck trying to catch it!