I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
you know what’s adorable?
cat feet
look at them
aww little toes
kitties
i hate black girls
the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead
scientists have figured out how to bring back dinosaurs
someone is building an exact recreation of the titanic
2013 is not gonna go well
walk into the club like meHOYNEYOYMIHOY
Did My Ask Not Go Through Or Do You Hate Me: a story of suspense
i keep forgetting that some of you have accents so you probably read my text posts in whatever accent you have and that’s weird
when you offend someone you’re trying to be friends with
fun april fools prank: have sex with me
mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
“Good night” on tumblr just means “I’m gonna mobile blog now”
*gales voice* what if everyone just stopped blogging?
*katniss voice* they wont
*gales voice* what about yahoo? what if they fuck it up?
*deletes tyler oakley’s comment*
*reblogs*
