scenes from an italian restaurant
My mixed family - Met and Yankee fans - are watching the game while we’re out to dinner.
Sister: (about my son): He’s such a spoiled Yankee fan.
Father: Spoiled Yankee fan? Isn’t that redundant?
Son: You mean like disappointed Met fan?
The Mets win the game, my father cheers.
Waiter: Eh, we let you have one of the games so you wouldn’t feel bad.
Dad: You know, I haven’t put the tip on this bill yet.