Subject and Verb Agreement
Some of my peers are retarded and can’t seem to understand the basic idea of subject and verb agreement. It just goes to show that even with a middle school, high school, or college education, you can still be swimming in a pool of your own stupidity.
Let’s break it down for you fools.
The basic rule is that a singular subject should be matched with a singular verb and vice versa with a plural subject/verb…
…OMG, I know, bro. That was totez so much in4mation to take in, but wull get thru diz.
Let’s take uh, Bobby. Bobby would be considered a singular noun. Now let’s make him do something. Bobby runs. Notice how ‘he’ (singular noun) ‘runs’(singular verb). Okay now, let’s say Bobby’s home boys come up in his grill and try to run with him. They run. Again, ‘They’ (plural noun) ‘run’ (plural verb).
I’ll give you some more examples just in case you somehow didn’t get my first one:
- The Bitch sucks.
- That dildo vibrates.
- Bobby masturbates.
- Those bitches suck.
- Those dildos vibrate.
- Bobby and his homeboys masturbate.
Get it? Got it? Good. Go forth my newly educated children and agree with your subjects and verbs.