Did you know there's yellow watermelon?
So I went grocery shopping today and picked up what I thought was a container of fresh cut up pineapple. I got home to shove said sweetness into my mouth and was like “weird…this tastes and and has the texture of watermelon.” I looked at the label (because CLEARLY it was too much effort to do that at the store) and sure as fuck I’d stumbled upon the mythical yellow watermelon. It was delicious. Two thumbs up. Will shove into my mouth again.
"There's too many shows I want to watch so I don't watch any of them because i'm a problem solver."
I actually said this when someone suggested some TV shows I’d enjoy.
I’m having an issue with TV lately. Mostly that I don’t watch it. Dexter is the only show I NEED to watch. I even cut Grey’s Anatomy lose. I loved that show so much, but it was becoming a chore to watch it anymore.
BUT, there’s all these shows that I feel I would love if I just took the time to watch them. Like Lost, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Californication, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, and a growing list of others. The problem is, I get obsessed easily (I know, right?!), and I don’t want to invest that kinda time into TV. Now I know what you’re thinking … “Maybe if you didn’t spend so much time watching porn, you’d have more time to catch up on all these TV shows.” Do you know how much porn there is on the internet?! I don’t have that kinda time either (I really don’t watch porn as often as it would seem from my porn star obsessions. I actually read James Deen’s blog and twitter more than I watch him banging chicks.)
I’ve been doing the same thing with movies. There’s all these movies that I know I’d like and should probably watch, but I’m so overwhelmed with all the movies I haven’t seen that I take a “fuck it” attitude and just not watch any of them.
Instead, I use Netflix to watch movies I’ve seen a thousand times (*cough* Boondock Saints *cough*) or I’ll find reruns of The Golden Girls on TV and fall asleep to episodes I’ve seen more than my niece.
So basically what I’m saying is that I can find ways to avoid pretty much anything I feel even remotely overwhelmed by, even something as mundane as a fucking TV show. It’s like a talent.