aw little Dave doesn’t know how to draw smuppets. he can draw dicks though..it’s kinda the same no? i bet it’s practically canon that the first thing Dave ever drew was a dick. and Bro was probably so proud he had to go secretly cry in the bathroom for a few minutes

anyway, i always figured Dave would have like the most disturbing children’s drawings ever 

also, headcanon : Bro takes pictures of people’s butts and uses them as caller id pics