:33 < *ac flicks her tail, perking up at the sight of her furst follower* hello there striderjohn! fancy m33ting you here!
What do you think of your friends' guardians?
From what I know, Dave’s father is the very epitome of what all father’s strive to be. Hard-working, clean-shaven, and knows their way around a kitchen while still retaining their masculinity. I’ve also heard that he is quite understanding if not a bit of a cornball at times.
Sometimes I worry about Rose living all alone on an island with only her cat but she’s assured me that Bec is more capable than he seems. The only thing not mysterious about her guardian is its extreme yet ominous cuteness.
And John’s brother is very…
Well, that is to say…
He’s rather handsome actually…
striderjohn replied to your post: so are you using training bras still or have you leveled up to the wire kind
what can i say i’m a prepubescent boy i got melons on the noggin
Then let me satisfy your curiosity by sending you a small care package, I have no doubt you’ll enjoy it.
oh otp
get out.
excellent will you be delivering that on a rainbow
a rainbow shit out from a unicorn
complete with sparkle farts
just for you
all of the above
a basket of candy
alright
fuck ill add a kitten and a bow to this thing
just to make it the most ironic candy filled basket out there
we are no longer paradox twins you have betrayed my delicate trust i will never love again
well damn princess lollipop
i didnt think adding my delicate touch to a picture
would create such drama
what do i have to do to appease your highness
a mountain of candy
a basket full of blowpops
a bakers dozen of cookies
name your price
referencing my age and asking if i’ve taken off my clothes in public wow no wonder your dave calls you a pedo
==> John: Psychoanalyze self.
> Goodness. That was pretty bad, wasn’t it.
striderjohn replied to your post: Conspiracies really kid
dude i think i’m revoking your question mark privileges seriously now this is bordering on abuse
wow rude you can’t do that!
jamesstrider replied to your post: Conspiracies really kid
Goddamn look at all those surprise noodles
okay okay so you have the last name of strider but you’re definitely not bro. but yet it says that your name is dad strider? but you’re not john’s dad and you’re not my dad so who are you?
