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- Amir: No ice cream?
- Streeter: I ate it all, because it was mine.
- Amir: Well, I bought it.
- Streeter: Yeah, you bought it for me...
- Why are you being so cheap and Jewy about this?
- Amir: You know, I really don't like it when you talk to me like that.
- Streeter: What, calling you cheap?
- Amir: Yes... and making fun of my religion.
- Streeter: What religion? Ice cream's a religion now? And you call me fat.