story time!
when i was a kid my family and i went skiing with my mom and dad and sister and some of my aunts and uncles and cousins
and i used to be a really good skiier and stuff like i was pretty pro but my dad was in the way of me and i tried to turn and i turned too hard and i broke my leg in a horrific way
like it was all mangled and toes were bent back to where my ankle was supposed to be
so everyone’s freaking out except my 13 year old cousin pete who somehow knew how to set a leg so he set my leg in a splint and made it firm and i didn’t feel anything as we were going down the mountain because the workers came to get us on zambonis or some shit like that
so my mom is driving me to the hospital with my sister and dad and i don’t think that anything’s wrong and i’m playing pokemon silver and we get to the hospital and i’m like “NO MOM I HAVE TO BEAT THE ELITE FOUR” and she was on the verge of emotionally snapping but they got me in
and the doctors were like “yeah your leg is done fucked but how the hell did you get it set so perfectly you probably would be paralyzed if you set it wrong”
so my cousin pete was inspired to become a doctor that day and he’s really cool and my leg is still weird sometimes
but most importantly i beat the elite four in the waiting room and if breaking a bone was what had caused that to happen then i’d do it all over again in a heartbeat
drunk story, go go go~
it was the night before one of my birthdays and my friends and i got really drunk and i decided i wanted to be lara croft when i became a year older (???)
but i was wearing a shirt that had sleeves so i wanted to cut off my sleeves while drunk and i was trying to explain to my more sober friends that you can’t wear tops with sleeves if you’re lara croft you have to have TANK TOPS but they wouldn’t listen
and eventually i actually blacked out and they shook me awake at midnight and said “happy birthday marielle”
and i whispered “….my name is lara now” and passed out again
- The best of my conversation with MGMT
- Me: Hey Andrew, what's the weirdest thing you've sign?
- Andrew: *snickers* Ask Will.
- Will: A penis.
- Me: What?! The guy just whipped it out and said "Hey, sign this!"
- Will: Pretty much. We were in Germany at the time... I was writing with a ballpoint pen that was running out of ink too...he kept like, stretching it out....ugh that was weird.
Tangerine | Larry Stylinson | Część I
Tytuł: “Tangerine” (“Mandarynka”)
Autorka: Ray
Pairing: Larry Stylinson
Fabuła: Przyjaźń, która pachniała mandarynkami. Przyjaźń, która miała przetrwać wszystko.
Od autorki: Miałam dzisiaj dodać rozdział TPM, ale pod dłuższym namyśle stwierdziłam, że muszę go jeszcze poprawić, ale nie chcąc trzymać was tak długo bez niczego, daję wam pierwszą część Mandarynki. Dla niektórych może być nudna, ale musiałam jakoś zacząć. Ostrzegam, pod koniec jest niemożliwie słodko. Piszcie proszę co sądzicie.
+napisałam to dla mojego tygryska <3
Beta: @AwwhDelevingne
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