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Everything is Better With ShippingAllegra Rosenberg
Everyone knows that shipping’s where it’s at.
Jodi, when are we going to write to Moffat and convince him to do a Ten!Rory episode?
Already done! Here’s my letter:
My dearest Steven Moffat of the esteemed I’m-not-sure-where-your-family-is-from-and-I’m-too-lazy-to-wikipedia-it-now-so-insert-town-name-here Moffats,
Me and l i t e r a l l y a fraction of a dozen of other people humbly request that you pen a Doctor Who episode in which the character of Rory Williams is somehow possessed by the beautiful soul of the Tenth Doctor. Our demands are as follows: Arthur Darvill in brainy specs (again), Arthur Darvill in a pinstripe suit, Arthur Darvill saying ‘wellllllll’, Arthur Darvill riding things (boxes of wood, horses named Arthur or otherwise), and Arthur Darvill acting opposite Matthew Robert Smith as essentially the very same man. If you obey said requests, I shall offer you air from my lungs, along with my assistance in any on-set hair-fluffing needs. I quite believe that viewers would love to see Arthur Darvill portraying the Doctor, especially one who is similarly nerdy to Rory Williams. I have been to multiple futures and I have seen that in the timeline in which you create said episode, that it goes on to win multiple BAFTAs, Nickelodeon UK Kids’ Choice Awards and Dundies, plus the 2013 Nobel Peace Prize and the 2013 Donna Noble Comedy Prize. Please let me know when the screenplay is ready, so that all of the internet site Tumblr can read the words beforehead and praise and/or bash it. Oh and bonus points if you can also include the metacrisis human!Doctor, as many former companions as possible, a few unicorns, Beneditch Cumberbatch, Meryl Streep, a musical number, some nudes, Marilyn Monroe (actually her, not some cheap look-a-like), a slinky, a mention of fish fingers and custard, rapping Daleks, and every single variety of hat in existence. And obviously it’ll need to be in 4D (Matt’s forehead as its own dimension) and feature smell-o-vision.
Thank you for your time and consideration,
P.S. Sorry about those strippers sent to the Sherlock set the other day, who performed the Thong Song exclusively for you. Barrowman thought you’d enjoy it.