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have spent a lot of time perfecting this but I finally put on just the right amount of deodorant so that my pits stay dry but a little bit of my own smell joins the factory scent to distinguish myself from the rest of the crowd. I’m proud of my scent, it’s natural to smell a little and fuck em if people can’t deal with that. I don’t walk around smelling like an asshole nor an overly dolled up douche, just myself. It’s an oddly manly smell. I wish I could blog it but this vague description will have to do.

my dog queefed on the mister and myself today.

it was the most putrid motherfucking thing i’ve ever whiffed.

fucking nostril hairs have rotted out.

almost hurled.

and there were tears.

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