There Should be a church dedicated to Fandoms
- Reverend: Doctor Who and Amy shall be together at heart!
- Crowd: AMEN!!!
- Reverend: Please turn your books now to the book of Sherlock.."Yea, did the fandom say, that one day their darkness shall turn to liiiiight, and season 3 shall embrace them"! Lord, hear our prayer!
- Crowd: Lord, hear our prayer!
- Reverend: Now to the book of Fake News..." And Stephen Colbert said unto Jon Stewart, 'Let us embrace each other in the tender act of love on this fine night in New York!'"
- Girl: PREACH IT!!
- Reverend: "And so they did, and lo, did God's highest angel, Tom Hiddelston, come down and brought blessings from the lord!"
- Crowd: YES, HE DID!
- Reverend: Just like his smartest angel Gregory Proops did unto Chip Esten and Jeffrey Davis..
- Jeff Davis (In the Crowd): PREACH IT REVEREND!
- Chip Esten: Oh, Lord, ain't that the truth?!
- Reverend: Now, bow your heads and pray..."Lord, we thank you for this day, and we remain faithful to your words until the day the TARDIS comes for each and every one of us." Amen.
- Crowd: Amen!!
- Reverend: We shall now play a favorite selected from the choir.
- *plays a Whose Line Hoedown*
