The Avengers according to the characters

  • tony: fly around, shooting shit, saving the day and making the ladies swoon, whilst engaging in homoerotic banter-but-not-really-banter with capsicle
  • natasha: beat up people with chairs, and make it so obvious that there's more between me and clint than friendship. kind of like budapest
  • clint: shoot shit at further distances than tony, and make it so obvious i've got a thing for nat. totally not like budapest
  • bruce: form a brOTP with stark, cause we're science soulmates. finally let loose, and i get the crowning moment
  • steve: look hot in tight suit. engage in homo-erotic banter with tony, whilst not knowing what homo-erotic is
  • thor: try to show loki i still love him, whilst laughing at petty, tiny humans
  • loki: get so many fangirls, that with a mere click of my fingers, i could have all nine realms on their knees

omg so in american history class our teacher gave us a packet to fill out

and one of the questions asked “who were some heroes for americans in the 1940’s?”

i answered this

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and he gave me points for it

*walks in on dads having alone time*

dadss

*dads being embarrassing in front of new girlfriend*

dadss

*dads telling favorite superhero about how you used to wet the bed*

dadss

*dads giving you the talk*

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