What do you get if you combine boredom, a cold, an iphone and a kareoke track of Someone like you? This? Now we all know that Brendan Brady would never reply to that nasty love letter that Ste left him, nor would he write him a song. But we all know what he’s thinking… 

I’m sorry by the way, it was made in one take and whoever made you listen to this is a bit of a knob ;) x

Lyrics:

I heard that you settled down that you
found a Doug and you’re happy now
I heard that your deli came true
and I guess more credit should have been given to you

Oh, Steven
Why are you so sly?
It ain’t like you to talk back
Or be the boss more than I

I hate to turn up inside your flat uninvited 
but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it
I’d hope you’d hear me out and that you’d be reminded that for me
it isn’t over…

Nevermind cos I’ll find no one like you
And I wish nothing but the worst for Doug and you two
Oh, forget him, I beg
You remembered that I said
that I like seedless jam on top of my white bread
That has to mean that I am still somewhere in your head

You know how the time flies
it was “so last year” I was the bad guy
We’ve spent time apart
but you stayed in my heart
And I’m ready now, for that new fresh start

I hate to turn up inside your deli and tourment you
I just can’t stand to see that little yankee right next to you
with his hand around your neck and with you leaning in..
I’m feeling nauseous ………so icky….

Nevermind cos I’ll find no one like you
and I wish nothing but the worst for Doug and you two
Oh, forget him, I beg
I remember you said
It was alright when we were alone, together in bed

Nothing compares
No worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes
They are memories made.
Who would have known how bitter-sweet this would taste?

Nevermind cos I’ll find no one like you
and I wish nothing but the worst for Doug and you two
Oh, forget him, I beg
You remembered that I said
that I like seedless jam on top of my white bread

Nevermind cos I’ll find no one like you
and I wish nothing but the worst for Doug and you two
Oh, forget him, I beg
I remember you said
That it was alright when we were alone, together in bed
Those are the moments I can’t seem to get out of my head