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Facebook Status FAILS
A billion times zero sounds like it would be a big number! But if you passed second grade math you’d realize it’s still zero.
Turning parenting into a game is amusing! First step zombie baby. Next step Frankenstein toddler.
Timing is everything when someone goes through a breakup. But sometimes you really need to know if the assignment is due tomorrow.
Be careful who you gossip about on facebook! Even if it’s just about their hair. People have friends, and 167 people will stand behind them with a BURN.
Someone make this lonely kid feel better. Clearly they need a red rose and a poem.