Facebook Status FAILS
Zero
A billion times zero sounds like it would be a big number! But if you passed second grade math you’d realize it’s still zero.
Troll Parents
Turning parenting into a game is amusing! First step zombie baby. Next step Frankenstein toddler.
Heartbroken Girl
Timing is everything when someone goes through a breakup. But sometimes you really need to know if the assignment is due tomorrow.
Hair Talk
Be careful who you gossip about on facebook! Even if it’s just about their hair. People have friends, and 167 people will stand behind them with a BURN.
Poetry
Someone make this lonely kid feel better. Clearly they need a red rose and a poem.
