If I had to pick one man to symbolise all that our country stands for, a man to spearhead the collective patriotism of this nation, a man to be adorned and embellished by the English masses, it would probably be a Roman Catholic soldier from Turkey, famed for slaying a dragon. 
Let’s ignore the fact he never set foot on English soil and the niggling suspicion that Dragons don’t actually exist, and just get cunted in the name of our patron saint.