When Gunny
And SSGT bicker. There’s nothing more humorous.
SSGT: I’ve ran out of gas so many times. One time we were in the MRAT and there was air in the fuel line, we stopped right in our tracks. Good thing we were in camp Fallujah.
Gunny: I was in the real war, ya know before that had MRATS (sorry if that’s the wrong acronym) and all that s***
2min later
What the f*** is camp Fallujah, I remember the old days ya know where you slept in the field, your NCO stood up and said “ok this is camp f*****g Fallujah.
Haven’t been on tumblr in a while. I’ve been so busy out-processing the base and getting my stuff shipped and all that.
But, I’ll be a civilian tomorrow!!! And home on Wednesday! My mom still doesn’t know. Can’t wait to surprise her.
I can’t wait to finally be done with this all. It’s changed who I am for the better, but I am just done.
Now, I just have to make it through this nine-hour flight coming up. I hate flying. Blah.
Awww but dad!!!!
“SSgt! Quick look what we found on our patrol!”-LCpl A.
-Snapping turtles hits the deck-
“What the fuck is that?”-SSgt L.
“Snapping turtle SSgt! Can we keep’em?!?!”-LCpl A.
“No shit dumb ass I know its a fucking turtle I meant what the fuck is it doing in my compound? Get him the fuck out of here! Morons”-SSgt L.
“Awww but dad!”-LCpl M.
