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Look at your strike leader

Now back to me

Now back to your strike leader

Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he left Manhattan and came over to Brooklyn, he could sell like he’s me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re on a dock with the strike leader your strike leader could sell like.

What’s in your hand? Back up. I’ve got it. It’s a New York Sun with my face on the front page.

Look again. The newspaper is now a pimp cane.

Anything is possible when your strike leader is Spot Conlon and not Jack Kelly.
I’m on a zip line.

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BROOKLYN