do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now

you are all missing the most important thing:

castiel has to wear different clothes now

SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY TIGHT DENIM JEANS AND PLAID ROLLED UP SLEEVES

when dean called him “sammy” again

when crowley called him “sam” instead of “moose”

when dean cried “castiel” instead of just “cas” 

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i’m calling it

season nine of supernatural is gonna be sam, dean and a slightly helpful cas trying to teach a bunch of confused ex-angels how to fuckin behave this is gonna be like the kindergarten cop

Listen

In case anyone wanted an audio clip of the Brother Moment from 8x23.

the emotion in their voices just kills me ugh

So the angels are expelled from heaven.

Metatron is running the show.

And there’s really nobody who can get up there to stop him.

EXCEPT

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If he can hack into Sam & Dean’s heaven, he can certainly hack into Metatron’s white room. He can even make a quick stop to flip Naomi’s power switch back on, and together they can be the swaggiest badasses to  ever save the pearly gated community.

If the writers stick to canon, then, using Anna Milton in episodes 4x09 and 4x10 as a guide, graceless!Cas should be able to do all of the following:

  1. Move objects with his mind 
  2. See a demon’s true face
  3. Tune in to “Angel Radio” (assuming there will be anything to hear)
  4. Use the Angel Banishing Sigil
  5. Have sex with Dean

Onward to Season 9!

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