how I deal with spiders
initial sighting:
proceed to assure myself I am the superior warrior and I will emerge from this battle victorious:
launch initial attack via shoe toss:
only succeed in aggravating the enemy:
call for backup:
let someone else kill it:
spend the rest of the night slapping ghost spiders:
Finally cleaned my room today;
Things I enjoyed about it:
- Finding about 7 dollars in a random plastic bag
- Finding that pair of shorts I thought had gone missing
- Creating the world’s most awesome collage on my orange wall
- Taking up time that would otherwise by spent doing nothing
- Belting Marianas Trench lyrics while doing so
Things I did NOT enjoy about this endeavor:
- Finding a rouge spider that crossed my path
- Finding said rogue spider’s rebellious brother
